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Caffeinated. Self-aware. Slightly unhinged.
For whatever version of you shows up today.

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You’re not one-dimensional—and neither are we.

Some days you want to say exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Other days, you’d rather keep it subtle.

That’s why we design coffee tees and graphic t-shirts for both sides of you—
the sarcastic, the self-aware, the just-trying-to-get-through-the-day version.

You're part of The Unfiltered Crew now. Your personality doesn't fit in one box. Your wardrobe shouldn't either.

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What are these shirts made from?

🧵 Soft, comfy, and built for real life
Whether you're lounging at home or heading out, our tees are made with premium materials that feel as good as they look.

👕 Gildan 64000
🌿 100% ring-spun cotton—lightweight, breathable, and blissfully soft year-round
🧵 Ethically grown & harvested US cotton
🌱 Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable production


👕 Bella Canvas 3001
🌬️ 100% Airlume Combed Cotton—ultra-soft, breathable, and built to last
📏 True-to-size fit with pre-shrunk precision

🚚 Printed & shipped right here in the USA

Washing Instructions

🧼 Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime:

1️⃣ Flip it inside out – Wash & dry with the print protected. Easy but crucial!

🌡️ Keep it cool – Low temps + mild soap = happy fabric. Your shirt isn’t a campfire! 🔥

🌀 Skip the spin drama – Extra spins? More harm than good.

🌬️ Air dry like a pro – If you must tumble, dodge the heavyweights (👖👕)

What size fits me best?

Not sure about sizing? We’ve got you.
Finding the perfect fit can be tricky, so we’ve included a handy size chart on every product page. Just give it a quick peek before checkout.

Where are you located?

📍 The Roast is Real is proudly based in Wisconsin.

🖨️ Our Tees are printed & shipped right here in the USA with printing partners located across the country. Local printing means faster shipping, better quality, and designs that stay true to our roots.


💬 Want to know more about us? Tap the “About Us” tab at the top of the page—we’d love to share our story.

What if there's an issue with my order?

We’re here for you—always.

At The Roast is Real, we take pride in offering top-tier customer service. If you have questions, need help, or something’s not quite right, just drop us a line at support@theroastisreal.com. We’ll make it right, fast.