Half Coffee Half BS T-shirt

🧵Soft, comfy, and built for real life. 

🧼 Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant and loveable:

1️⃣ Flip it inside out – Wash & dry with the print protected. Easy but crucial!

🌡️ Keep it cool – Low temps + mild soap = happy fabric. Your shirt isn’t a campfire! 🔥

🌀 Skip the spin drama – Extra spins? More harm than good.

🌬️ Air dry like a pro – If you must tumble, dodge the heavyweights (👖👕)

Because each tee is printed just for you, you might notice a slight scent or shine when it arrives. That’s completely normal from the printing process and will disappear after the first wash

Shipping

Good Things Take Time.

Every order from The Roast Is Real is made just for you. That means your tee doesn’t exist until you click “buy.” Pretty cool, right?

Processing time:

Orders are printed and prepared within 3–7 business days.

Once it ships, your order is in the capable hands of USPS and usually arrives within 2–5 days.

You’ll receive a tracking number so you can:

• track it every 10 minutes

• or forget about it and be pleasantly surprised later

Both are valid life choices.

Free shipping on orders over $75

Because commitment to coffee and sarcasm should be rewarded.

Returns or Concerns

The “Something’s Not Right” Policy

We want you to love your shirt almost as much as you love coffee.

If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll make it right. No hassle.

Here’s how it works:

• Damaged or defective item? Full refund or replacement.

• 30 days from purchase to let us know.

• Item must be unused and in the condition you received it.

Just email us at support@theroastisreal.com and we’ll take care of it.

Real humans read those emails. Usually with coffee in hand.

Need Help?

Questions, problems, or just want to say hi?

Reach us at support@theroastisreal.com and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

We’re a small brand, not a giant corporation — and we plan to keep it that way.